New Year’s Resolutions

As a child I came up with this genius idea that my New Year's Resolution should be to not make any resolutions. Child me thought it was easy. Teenage me realised it was inherently paradoxical but, hey, it still works, right? Last year I actually made a couple of proper resolutions which were to write [...]

I’m Marginally Older Than I Was Before

Today I got written conformation that I'm not a criminal*, found out that the tax office/government actually owe me money instead, and got given a free cup of tea by the lady in the canteen at university. Today was a good day. *Disclaimer regarding my criminal status: I've actually never been a criminal - there [...]